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Written by Hot Video
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Jun 05, 2012 at 09:03 AM |
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Malaysian Jokes
1. **Midnight,
Najib went for supper and bumped into a robber.
> Robber: "Give me all your money!!"
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> Najib was very angry: "I am the honorable Prime Minister!"
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> Robber: "Well, then ... return all my money."**
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2**. One fine day, Najib, Muyhiddin and parliament members were on
the way to a meeting where they all crashed in an accident and was rushed
to the hospital.
> The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head
"We have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."
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Reporters:"How about Muyhiddin?"
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> Doctor:"We were unable to rescue him either ..."
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> Reporters:"Who have you saved?"
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> The doctor was excited:" Malaysia is now
saved!"
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3. **Samy Vellu visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients
cheered "Hurray" for him but there is one patient who
ignored Samy.
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> Samy: "Why does he not welcome me?"
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> Doctor: "He is now normal and waiting to be discharged
today."
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4**. Election campaign time -- car load of politicians were involved
in a car accident.
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> A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were
dead. He buried all the passengers.
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> Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where
all the politicians were and was told that they had all been buried.
> Police: "Did they all die?"
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> Farmer: "Hmmm.....Dr.Mahathir was screaming that he is still
alive when I buried him"
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> Police: "Then why did you bury him?! "
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> Farmer: "You know, Dr.M never tells the truth."
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Cerita Panas 
