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Malaysian Jokes
1. **Midnight,
Najib went for supper and bumped into a robber.
> Robber: "Give me all your money!!" > > Najib was very angry: "I am the honorable Prime Minister!"
* * > > Robber: "Well, then ... return all my money."** > > 2**. One fine day, Najib, Muyhiddin and parliament members were on
the way to a meeting where they all crashed in an accident and was rushed
to the hospital. > The reporters were at the hospital, the doctor shook his head
"We have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."
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Reporters:"How about Muyhiddin?" > > Doctor:"We were unable to rescue him either ..." > > Reporters:"Who have you saved?" > > The doctor was excited:" Malaysia is now
saved!" > > > > 3. **Samy Vellu visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients
cheered "Hurray" for him but there is one patient who
ignored Samy. > > Samy: "Why does he not welcome me?" > > Doctor: "He is now normal and waiting to be discharged
today." > > 4**. Election campaign time -- car load of politicians were involved
in a car accident. > > A farmer saw and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were
dead. He buried all the passengers. > > Few days later, the police in charge found the farmer and asked where
all the politicians were and was told that they had all been buried. > Police: "Did they all die?" > > Farmer: "Hmmm.....Dr.Mahathir was screaming that he is still
alive when I buried him" > > Police: "Then why did you bury him?! " > > Farmer: "You know, Dr.M never tells the truth."
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